"Damn. You Smell good."
"I want to hold you all day long."
"People get sick of hearing me talk about you."
"If someone says your name I pay attention and prepare myself to defend you."
"You’re awesome even when you piss me off. Maybe especially then."
- - Sweet nothings whispered to that favorite book of yours.
Sometimes in daily life I like to pretend I’m a time traveler from late medieval Europe and I’m just fucking amazed at my luxurious life
Let me tell you, 14th c me is REALLY impressed with modern me’s easy access to pepper and cinnamon
"you have multiple purple garments? you must be a person of some note"
"these chairs are fantastically luxurious"
"I’ve never seen so much salt in one place"
I am going to start playing this game.
I just WANT to answer these ones, so I will:
- Noel: At a movie theatre, which armrest is yours?
The one where I lean over to my friend or loved one I’m seeing the movie with, because I am incredibly irritating and totally will whisper to you during the movie, I am very sorry in advance.
- Eggnog: What was the name of your first stuffed animal?
Bear. And Snoopy.
But here’s a better story: when my dad was five, he was given a little stuffed dog, and when they asked him what he would call it (Spot? Fido?) he announced, with utter confidence, “His name is Hikkukkukkommikuk.”